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Joke:Sex Poem

Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs,
and what's in between

Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game,
Guys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain

The guy says "I love you,"
You believe it's true,
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says "to hell with you"

10 minutes of pleasure,
9 months in pain,
3 days in hospital,
A baby without a name

The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore,
This never would have happened,
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
Ohh baby I get horny

Eat me, Beat me,
Bite me, Blow me,
Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly,

If you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!



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