Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs,
and what's in between
Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game,
Guys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain
The ...

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the ...

This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking ...