New Jersey Body Map

One evening, a young man was surprised to find that his bar pickup line had worked and that he was headed to his new companion's apartment. During the drive she explained to him that she was going to show him all about New Jersey using her body.

Interesting, he thought.

First, she took his hand and placed it on her backside, she explained to him that this was "Freehold". Next, she took his other hand and placed it in her breast, she told him that this was "Point Pleasant." Again she took his hand, this time she placed it between her legs.

Believing that he was getting the gist of the game he asked "So, is this Cherry Hill?"

She smiled at him and said "No, this is Eatontown."